(1) How long have you been making installations?
Since the Russian revolution.
(2) Why did you choose to make installations and not anything else?
Because it's easy and cheap.
(3) What do you think of your own works?
They are sexy and terrorizing...
(4) What do you think the difference is between your own work and other installations?
Individuality...
(5) What do you think of the relationship of traditional artwork and installation?
It's all the same shit...
(6) What is the size and material of an installation determined by?
The size of my asshole, for example...
(7) Could you mention the installation you consider to be the largest and the smallest one?
The universe encoded in the DNA of a mouse.
(8) Is there any object or idea that cannot be installed?
Yes, the orgasmic machine of Neoism?!
(9) How does environment affect the installation of the work?
Makes it better.
(10) Do you know any fact that restricts the possibilities of installation?
Yes, police, government suppression, etc.
(11) Do you like making installation for order or at request?
Yes, for $, gold or blowjob.
(12) What do you think of preserving an installation?
Creates lots of new jobs and rental fees.
(13) Can the value of an installation be estimated and how?
It's all worthless shit sold for millions of $.
(14) How does copyright apply to installations preserved only in documents?
Talk to a lawyer in NYC.
(16) Your questions, if there is any, and your answers to them.
What else is wrong?